There's a box full of showergels I've left around the world
In the toilets and bathrooms I've been
Chips of my youth fallen off along the way
I am a big fan of analogies and this one by Malcolm Middleton is no exception.
5. Go camping with my friends. I've only been with a boy. I'm appropriately embarrassed for myself.
4. Build something out of fireworks and blow it up. Yeah, yeah...I've wanted to do this for a while and I feel like I'm all talk and no action. I don't even know where to buy fireworks.
3. Blow an entire paycheck on something ridiculous. I'm far too practical, but I do love impractical things...
2. Spend an entire weekend without leaving the house. This one must be a sign that I'm getting old, but I'd love to just read and putter for an entire weekend.
1. Shoot a hand gun. I know, I'm the biggest pacifist in the world. However, I still want to bust a cap in...something.
We might be lovers if the rhythm's right
I've always loved that line. She's a way better singer post-Evita, non?
...that aren't anywhere close to real, but it'd blow my mind if they weren't in the movies. For example,
5. Raise the force fields - obviously, if the enemy is re-attacking your damaged ship, you have to make a crucial decision - do you redirect power to the force fields, or do you use all the power you've got to...
4. Travel at the speed of light - which doesn't seem at all green. How much fuel/power would going that fast take? And why? Especially if we've already figured out...
3. Teleportation - forget travelling at whatever speed necessary, just teleport. Are there limitations that I'm not understanding?
2. Tractor Beams - If only parents had tractor beams that worked on children.
1. In the future, women of all species have huge racks
I got that honey-dipped tennis wear just for play
I got the sunset, you know I always got sorbet
Simian Mobile Disco, bring the catchy lyrics. Good job kids. Some cool remixes of this track, I enjoy the Dekker and Johan version.
