With your flip flops, half shirt, short shorts, mini skirt, 
Walkin’ on the beach, so pretty, 
You wasn’t lookin’ for a man, 
When you saw me in the sand, 
But you fell for the boy from the city.

Who wears short shorts AND a mini skirt? Possibly more tasteful than going sans sous-vetements, but really? Those lyrics bug me.

 

So I went to see NKOTB last night. It was fun/funny for about two songs, then I just felt kind of bad for them. You could tell the one guy (the other Knight brother) TOTALLY didn’t want to be there. There was a break in the middle so all of the guys still trying to carve out a music career could do all of their solo stuff and Jordan Knight HAD A WIND MACHINE. That moment will stay with me forever.

Here is my Top 5 Boy Band Dance moves that will never go out of style:

5. Grab crotch, blow kiss, point while winking. These 3 are interchangeable and should be used often.

4. One hand on heart, reach out with other hand, look earnest.

3. Kick foot out, spin around, bring feet together.

2. Take off fedora, step back, slide other foot together. Must be done all together for maximum effect.

1. When in doubt, do the robot. Always do the robot.