When I was taking my pantyhose out of their egg this evening
I thought: I’m going to find that man that is the right shade of bottle tan
A man that smells like cocoa butter and cash

So these are pretty much the best lyrics I’ve ever heard. Pure Magic. Kylie joined The Scissor Sisters on stage a Glastonbury this year and this video gives me something else to write down on the ol’ to-do list. I must master jumping about in thigh-high stiletto boots. It is an important life skill.

Also: considering singing this to Dr Cuddles when he gets home. Unless he reads this on the way home and walks in prepared (and by prepared, I mean ear plugs already in). The Shears are The Shizzle.