5. Museum Curator. I have an Art History degree. Of course, I would only do this if I could put on shows entirely of my choosing and have access to all art in all the world.

4. Lara Croft type with super long hair that would always shake perfectly out after I’d done some serious ass-kicking. No big deal.

3. Drug lord’s Girlfriend. Extremely large white house on extremely deep blue water. I’d wear a lot of breezy long dresses, be outrageously demanding and throw fabulous parties. Only during the good times.

2. Rock Star. Full outdoor stadium. Nighttime. Everyone clapping at the same time, lights shining down. Goosebumps on my arms.

1. Writer in Paris, local cafe, drinking coffee/wine (depending on the time of day), wearing a beret/ridng up on my cute bicycle (depending on the time of year), chain smoking (purely for aesthetics) and having deep conversations with folks far too artsy for their own good.